I'm exhausted

because contrary to someone's belief, me waking up from my grizzly like hibernation to find out one is still playing cards at 1 a.m. does not mean I hate him...it means I am worried/concerned, because I (sadly) am approaching the age where you begin to realize its sort of true that not much good happens after midnight. I tried to explain that if I didn't love him, I would continue to hibernate and drool on my pillow not giving two fucks....instead, awake I was and when he did surface, and proceed to snore louder than I do, to the point where it sounded like he was attempting to swallow his own tongue, I remained awake.
SO, moral of the story kids...this may jump around and ramble...Deal. I am also (sadly) approaching the age where too much coffee and or red bull gives me heartburn.
I have learned that more than one Fiber One bar in the day is too much.....much too much...
I feel bad for people who hold grudges for a really long time (like more than a year or two). Chances are the person who wronged you or did whatever you're grudging them for, has already forgotten and moved on and you are just wasting energy on someone who really doesn't give a shit about the grudge you have.
(Note my extreme redneckedness in this one) Those who are shocked about the sanctions handed down to Michael Waltrip Racing, following Sunday's NASCAR race in Richmond, in which one teammate "threw" the race in order to better another, have obviously never been to an IMCA dirt track race at the Des Moines or Stuart Speedways.....ask any driver, it happens all the time....
Those who are shocked that I know anything about this have obviously stumbled upon by blog erroneously, as I can talk NASCAR, and dirt track racing...and farming... (Would you care for me to explain what EPD's are in reference to breeding cattle stock?) and football...(why yes, I do know what a double tight end set is.) I can also talk nail polish, recipes, shoes, celebrity gossip and own a glue gun.
In addition to realizing I have have shitty eyesight and long arm pit hairs, I must also have sucker written on my forehead as I now am the proud owner of $20 worth of ice cold fresh California citrus sold out the the back of some dude's truck.....with Arkansas license plates....at least he gave free samples, too...see I told you I was tired!