People, society, friends...can we all just get the fuck over ourselves? GAH...we have become so self absorbed and offended by anything and everything that we seriously need a wake the fuck up call.
I posted a meme that talked about how most people put their hair up, put their sweat pants on and take their bra off to relax, while others do that to go to Wal Mart...its meant to be a joke...You would not believe the people who are offended by that and those who have the gall to say, "people should be able to wear whatever they want to Wal-mart and not be judged. You don't know what they are going through in life." Excuse me? WTF...where do these people come from? Sure, judgmental people suck but you know what? Having no self respect sucks too....I don't need to see you wear your sweat pants with the hole in the crotch out in public...I also don't need to see your pajama pants and your floppy boobies hanging down to your waist while you shop for your tater tots, inflatable pool, Camel non filters and Garnier platinum blonde hair dye....I don't need you to wear a formal or a suit, I know how putting shoes on must pain you, so I will settle for clean yoga pants and a sports bra versus your Tweety bird jammies....
Here's another one...a guy takes his 11 year old to a BAR on Father's Day. (Now, I am not judging that part, as both of my children have been to a bar before... (GASP, I know, I am not in the running for parent of the year, I'm crushed.) The establishment served food and the dad asked for an exception to allow his child in.The bar granted the exception. The child then proceeded to "create his own menu item" filled with variances from the menu and special instructions. When the waitress put "fucking needy children" on their ticket and didn't delete it, the dad did what any 2013 era father would do...he reported it to CNN....SERIOUSLY?
Yes, the waitress should not have written that on the ticket, even if it was the case, HOWEVER, Daddy Dearest, you CHOSE to take your son to a BAR, therefore putting him in an adult environment. You LET him be a pain in the ass when ordering, instead of simply saying, "You know what? We will take the chicken strips and fries and adapt." Further more, DAD, you could have simply stiffed her on the tip, got your meal comped and complained to management. That is what normal people do...but instead you went to CNN? Are you Fucking kidding me? Here's what I think I'll do....I will take my 9 year old to Ossy's (they serve food) and then when the guy next to me is getting a lap dance and some of the dancer's boob sweat flies in my direction I will go straight to 60 Minutes and claim that my child has been scarred for life. (Now, seriously, what the waitress did wasn't cool, but this Dad, in my opinion, is a fucktard. You want to watch the game and grab a burger with your kid? Applebees is right down the street....)
Hmmmpfff.....I'm already exhausted at the stupidity....
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