Embrace VD

and no I don't mean venereal disease. Today is Valentine's Day, in case you weren't aware due to the fact that you live under a rock or you haven't been online at all today. Half of the online community, let me clarify, half the FEMALE online community is bitching to high heaven about this "meaningless, frivolous, Hallmark made up, godforsaken suckyass holiday", while the other half is showing off their flowers, candies, cards etc.
Here's my take..if you're bitching about it, its because you know your mate sucks at remembering things like Valentines Day and you're jealous. I don't for a second buy your "it's a waste of money," or "he should show me he loves me everyday" arguments. I mean sure, flowers that will die DO seem like a waste of money, but who cares? We ALL waste money on shit daily..can you not just accept the flowers and say, "Thank you?"
And yes, girls your mate SHOULD show you he loves you daily...but the fact of the matter is, he doesn't and he won't, so get used to it.
I fully anticipated getting jack shit from my hubs today and it's ok. I'm not going to start crying and wonder what I did wrong and then assume he must be in love with someone else and start checking his cell phone in the middle of the night. My husband sucks at gift giving, plain and simple. His gift giving ability, or lack there of, was not on my list of reasons to marry him. Does it mean I am going to be bitter and vindictive towards those who do get gifts today? Hell no..I don't get bitter when I don't get a green beer on St. Patty's Day either.
I DO however, have a small problem with a few Valentine commercials I saw earlier this week. The first was for the Washington Bear Company..(at least I think that's what it was called.) It showed that EVERY woman would love one of their FOUR FOOT TALL teddy bears, for the low price of $99.99. I know of NO woman over the age of 14 that would LOVE a fucking four foot tall stuffed bear. They even had one special lady dressed in red and black lingerie lying in bed with her four foot tall teddy bear...sorry sweetie, but that is not what your hubby was thinking when he asked you to consider a threesome.
The second ad, I can't even remember what company it was for, was talking about what HE wants for Valentines Day. It showed that he didn't want a tie, or boxer shorts, or chocolates...I can't even remember what their point was and what the item was that they were promoting because they are all wrong. He wants one of two things...a blow job and for you to try that thing he saw on that movie he keeps hidden in his sock drawer...followed by a blow job. Plain and simple gals. And if he says that isn't what he wants...he's lying.
See, it helps to not get anything for Valentines Day, because then I don't have to give HIM anything either...