1) The latest woman to accuse Bill Cosby of rape, has now filed a civil lawsuit. She is 55 years old and is claiming that 40 years ago, at the age of 15, she was raped or sexually assaulted by Dr. Huxtable. Whether he did or didn't do the things that the women crawling out of the woodwork are claiming, I do not know. My gut tells me the majority of these women were trying to sleep their way into Hollywood and it did not happen, but who knows. The problem I have with this latest accuser is that at the age of 15 she claims to be assaulted by Cosby at the PLAYBOY MANSION. What in the fiddly fuck were you doing at the Playboy Mansion at age 15? Who the fuck was not sexually assaulted at the Playboy Mansion in the late 70's? For fuck's sake lady...take your sandpaper and move on, cuz you're irritating me.
2) Cher is blasting the use of gestation crates in swine production. Excuse me? What in the holy hell do you know about livestock, agriculture, or reality in general Cher? How about you stick to making ears bleed, keeping plastic surgeons in their mansions and making transvestites squeal and leave the grown up conversation to the grownups? Here's your sandpaper twatwaffle...
3) Ferguson..STFU and move on. Yesterday, 8 days after the grand jury announcement was made that there would be no indictment, there were still nine stories on my Yahoo newsfeed that were about Ferguson, Michael Brown, et al. Did Brown deserve to die? No, but lets keep in mind that he IS dead because of the choices he made and the actions he took, not soley because of his skin color. Take the sandpaper...please.
4) Elf on the Shelf...I get it..you're a neat little rouse that is used elicit good behavior from the kiddos you stalk...yes I said stalk, because you're creepy as fuck...I have visions of a holiday horror slasher film starring Elf of a Shelf gone bad.
